I wish I could tell you I was talking about that awesome glue machine that let you make bugs and other critters but no… okay so I know im living in the jungle of Cambodia so I try not to be to squeamish as far as bugs and other animals go however sometimes it just gets taken to far by these creatures and I my self have limits! So the other day once I got strong enough tape to finally hang my tapestry I was all excited moving things around my room and when I moved my bag there was a huge scorpion all I can think is this for real maybe its dead like how long has it been living under my bag without me knowing or how did it get in all answers ill never really know next plan of action get a family member to take care of this bc I have no idea how to wrangle up scorpions turns out broom a scissor and a brick ill get to the killing later but first… once I get someone to show them which by the way bc of seeing one in training I actually know the name in Khmer so my brother comes in and is like yea then goes out to get a broom except when we return it escaped and my brother acted like o well however my ass could not even step foot in my room until that thing was out I was not risking stepping on it or something so I made him hunt for it we pulled apart my room and found it he swept it up cut its tail and then brought it out side and started to smash it with a rock crises averted for now except my brother thinks its so funny I was scared of it. Now my next issues is that frogs have been escaping into my house and it seems like no sooner do I help them escape that they come back along with them and the lizards I here scurrying about all night long not to mention some annoying sounds however this I can deal with but last night is when I reached my limits. About 2:30am I wake up bc a spider crawled across my back all I can think wtf how did it get though the misquote net so I get up to turn on the flash light to see where it went to get it out from under my net never found it must have escaped on its own. However now I am up and im like okay I have to just fall back to sleep however it seems tonight a frog has managed to make its way in my room so ill I hear is hop hop him knocking things over still im like don’t pay attention but this bullfrog wanted my attention I think bc soon enough it was underneath my bed hopping so hard it was hitting the bottom of my bed so the bed was shaking at this point I was like should I get up and look for him as I am debating this all of a sudden it jumped on the bed and slipped under the net and was staring me in the face it was huge anyways I jumped up which scared the frog and it was a good leaper it jumped to the other end of the bed by the time I got the flash light it escaped im pretty sure it left my room soon after bc I heard a lot of noise outside where I keep my laundry basin. Well now I am a wake and by the time I might have been able to go to sleep is the roosters started up there 4am wake up call. Then the rest of my day just got a bit odd so today the staff had a big meeting leaving us understaffed I didt know that this meant that I get to be 6 again and play make believe and by that I mean they deiced today was a great day for me to play dr. so im sitting down talking with the people up front about vitamin a shots and all of a sudden I here my name being called im like yes and I hear you need to take her into a room and check if she has breast cancer me what do you mean me lol you know I have no medical training at all.. I think you just check it will be okay umm me ????? so my 6 year old self must have come out bc I don’t remember actually going in the room to do this but I guess it all just sort of happened and I sort of remember just thinking about stuff I have seen in tv just like a 6 year old would do. This is proof if you cant sue hospitals or drs anything goes even someone like me playing dr scary stuff ill let you know how my first surgery goes I better start watching more medical movies jkjk or mabey I should practices on some frogs jkjk.
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